Shag Jokes

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Bedrock Jokes More Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.