I am going to make the bedrock.
He started counting then fell asleep.
19 Kids and Counting
With a culator
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
His boss always took him for granite.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
He dumped his girlfriend.
They broke up.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
