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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Bedrock Jokes More Bedrock Jokes

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.