Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.