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Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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They like rock.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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I don't know.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.