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Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*