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Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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He started counting then fell asleep.

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The husband.

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Santa stops at three Hos.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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He has one clean finger.

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She only puckers up for her pacifier.