What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!