What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.