What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.