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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.