What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.