What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!