What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry