What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.