Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Aligator Jokes More Aligator Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.