Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Private Investigator Jokes More Private Investigator Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.