Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!