Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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