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Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer