Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders