Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.