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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

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