Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.