What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!