What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!