What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.