What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!