What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus