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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!