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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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His loving knife.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Too much work.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.