Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!