Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!