Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!