Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!