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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!