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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

Torque

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.