Torque Jokes

What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

Torque

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.