Torque Jokes

What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

Torque

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!