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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.