What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.