What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.