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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.