Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.