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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.