Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.