What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...