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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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The quick E

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If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...