What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.