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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)