What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...