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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.