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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

Flatulence Jokes More Flatulence Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!