The quick E
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Visa or Mastercard?
They don't do liver
Snickers satisfies.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Waterboarding.
Very Satisfying.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
An everlasting jobstopper.
Rolls * Rice
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Caesar!
Because violins is not the answer...
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
We don't need an asteroid...
OC) He already has supervision.
Flatulence
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Because it was not born yesterday.
They push Two twins together to make a King
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
