Satisfy Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Flatulence Jokes More Flatulence Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence