Satisfy Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore?

Two men-a-night!

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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Sheet

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Deader.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.