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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force