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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Tea, Rex?

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They're Putin up with it.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

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Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Would you pull that crap with a net?

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.