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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.