I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Gotham?
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
The quick E
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Rectoplasm.
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
It didn't make cents
Dis counts!!
