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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas