When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.