I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
A raise in *celery*.
The conductor.
It's beer pressure.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
An inj-oink-tion.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
They are both full of crap.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't make cents
