Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.