Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.