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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.