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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.