What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.