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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...