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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...