What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.