What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.