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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.