What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.