Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill