Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas