Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.