Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.