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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next