How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Pregnant Jokes More Pregnant Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Sick Jokes More Sick Jokes

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next