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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Nestle Jokes More Nestle Jokes

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena