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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena