What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

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None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products