What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Nestle Jokes More Nestle Jokes

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena