What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

What do you call a clock on the moon?

Why is the moon so grumpy?

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?