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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena