What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow