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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.