What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.