How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.