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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.