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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?