How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!