How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.