None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
So she can be pardoned.
Pho queue.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
TRANSportation
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Because they are feeling the Bern.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
A light meal!
Got to glow now!
