How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!