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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!