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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!