Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.