Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.