Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!