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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly