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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.