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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.