What did the Canadian say when asked wh...

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.