Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?