Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary