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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.