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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!