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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.