Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.