Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)