Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did they get them?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.