Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!