Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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