How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter