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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter