How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!