Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Electricity.
An electric elephant!
To get to the other side!
Deciding which to tell people first.
An American
Dppelspider
Recalculating route.
Cowboom!
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Because bad news travels fast!
Stop playing it cagey!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
