Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.