Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.