Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I can go to sleep with a light on
Arrr son!
Because they were tailor made for it.
From a long ways away.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
Did you make that Fermi?
Romans.
Because it had their Curiosity.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Just before someone screams.
