Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because of the conductor.
Ultraviolent
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Pasta continuous.
DATE: Yes
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
A stamp.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Stop playing it cagey!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.