Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.