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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.