What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it