What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.