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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Carrie Fisher Jokes More Carrie Fisher Jokes

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.