Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders