Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
