Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
