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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.