What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man