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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar