What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!