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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.