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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread