What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin