One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
He was a fungi.
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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.