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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.