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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States