When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother