To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Are you vegan?
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
And I have few friends in real life.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
10 E's
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
With a seesaw
Half of them are lyin'.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Statue bro?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
