When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?