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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.