When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?