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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube