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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married