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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up