Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.