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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!