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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.