Will i marry you?
Ask Ronda Rousey!
Asked every guy under 30.
Because he's married.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Cheezy Jeezy.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Because she was trans-parent.