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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?