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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Knicker Jokes More Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at