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Knicker Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.