Knicker Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.