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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.