How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.