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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.