How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What meds are you on?

I want some.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears