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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.