How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

How did you get into my house?

Business.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!