Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
They lived hoppily ever after!
A spooky dookie.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: I get up early!
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Dude,I already did my time.
