Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
She has it bronzed.
Pyrex
She was cross eyed.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
