What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.